Sam Nero and the Case of the Disappearing Daddy
Part 1 of 2
by Jane Jago
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The nameβs Nero, Sam Nero. Private eye and augmented android. Me and my holographic sidekick, Sugar, operate out of an office on the fifty-fifth level of The City. We do okay. But some days are a bit bumpier than othersβ¦
When a dame whose everyday walk is as smooth and studiedly sexy as a big jungle cat, and whose make-up is as immaculate as a well-pressed designer suit, arrives in your office at a shambling run with her face all over tears and snot it’s a safe bet that something pretty bad is wrong.
I was lost in thought, with my feet propped on my desk and my hat tipped way down over my eyes, when my office door was thrown open in a dramatic fashion. I barely had long enough to wonder why in the hell my holographic door was now making an eldritch shriek, when Katie Scarlett OβHalleran and her exceptional bosom landed almost in my lap. She was crying, and her face was a mess.
She grabbed me by the lapels and tried to shake me.
βSam. Sam. You have to come. Somebody has taken Daddy.β
I sat bolt upright and squared my shoulders. Anybody brave enough to mess with Mister Aitch was certainly a big fish, and I guessed I was about to go shark fishing. I grasped the sobbing girl by her slender shoulders.
βCalm down Katie Scarlett, and tell me what happened.β
βI already told you,β she all but screamed, βsomebody has taken Daddy.β
βDetails Katie, details.β
I gently compelled her to sit down, and held onto her until her chest stopped heaving and she took two steadying breaths. Then I got the bottle out of my drawer and poured her a stiff one. Her teeth chattered against the side of the glass, but the act of drinking calmed her almost as much as the bourbon.
βDaddy’s personal alarm sounded about an hour back. Me and the twins ran, but his office door was locked. When we broke the door down he was gone, and there was blood all over.β
βOkay,β I said, although I didn’t think anything was okay. βWhere are the twins now?β
βFlirting with your holographic floozie. We set droids to watch on the office and came straight here.β
I decided now was not the time to react to the slur on Sugarβs character. Instead, I reached into the locked drawer of my desk and pulled out two extra weapons, a mini blaster that I stuck in my sock, and a weighted sap that slipped into my pocket.
βLet’s go then.β
The twins and Sugar were in animated sign language conversation.
βSugar,β I said, βif anybody comes lookingβ¦β
βI don’t know where you are, and I certainly never saw these folks.β She flashed me that empty-headed smile that I knew hid a mind like a steel trap and wiggled her assets. I gave her the raised eyebrow and we left.
The trip down the glides was tense and silent. Katie had herself together but she was only holding by a thread, while the twins obviously looked to me for a lead. I’ll admit it. I was worried. So much so that I didn’t even bother to exchange words with the young chancer who thought it would be a good idea to put his hands on Katie Scarlett; I just broke his wrist before I threw him off the glide. Myk gave me the thumb, and Zig grinned a tight grin.
At Hoodβs Bar, everything looked smooth on the surface, the booths were full, the bar droids were just about run off their feet, and the holographic pianist was playing that damned song. Again. The undertones of worry were there if you had the eyes to see them, though. The droids were jittery, and every security guy had a hand on his weapon. Oh yeah. It was tense and they were all looking to Sam Nero for a lead.
βOffice,β I said and followed Katie Scarlett’s long legs down the familiar corridor. She signalled to a guard droid, who opened the door.
βYou all wait here.β
I strode into the office then stopped in my tracks. The blood was wrong, it smelled wrong. I rolled back the plastic βskinβ from my fingertip and bent to touch the red fluid. It was blood all right, but not human blood. It was rat blood. Somebody had recently killed one of the rats that inhabit the tunnels that honeycomb The City. So why was that blood artistically splattered all over OβHalleranβs office?
I turned and closed the office door. I spoke softly.
βOkay Mister OβHalleran, what gives?β
A panel behind the desk opened and the big shark himself stepped out. He was a little dusty, but unharmed, and he held a blaster in one big fist. Seeing it was me, and I was alone, he pocketed the weapon. His flat, killerβs eyes regarded me unblinkingly for a second.
βYou have just presented me with a problem, Nero.β
βHow so?β I leaned one shoulder against a bit of door that wasn’t smeared with rat blood and lifted a brow at the hulking killer.
βI got information that you had taken money to kill me. And that Katie Scarlett was in on the deal.β
βSo you decided to disappear?β
βI did. And I heard my little girl screaming. And now you come in here quiet, with your hands empty. And I don’t know what to think.β
I shrugged.
βTry thinking that youβve been had.β
He regarded me for a long moment.
βMaybe I have. But what to do about it.β
I examined my fingernails for a long minute before giving him my blandest stare.
βGo back in that cubbyhole and await developments. Orβ¦β
βOr what?β
βOr find out who set this up.β
βAnd how do you suggest I go about that?β
βThink for a start. Think about who would benefit if you thought Katie Scarlett had betrayed you.β
OβHalleran stared at me. His eyes were lightless and unreadable. Then he nodded.
βI’ve thought. And now we have to catch the bastard.β
βYou narrowed it down to one?β
He shook his big head ruefully.
βNot that simple. Gotta be family. Nobody else benefits. Nearest is my sister and her slimy bastard of a husband. But it don’t quite fit.β
I waited as something came across his countenance, something he didn’t like too much by the looks of him. When he said nothing I pulled my brave together and spoke up.
βOkay, Mister Aitch, what does fit?β
He looked at me with something akin to loathing, but I gave him back stare for stare and in the end he dropped his eyes.
βI got a cousin, his mammy died when he was just a button and my ma and pa brung him up as their own. We was like brothers. He has a son, a smooth handsome sonβ¦β
He stopped speaking, and I kept my mouth shut too, knowing that this glimpse of OβHalleranβs humanity was a dangerous thing to have seen. He was quiet for a while, but when he did speak his voice was as coldly unemotional as it always was unless he was talking to Katie Scarlett.
βAll right, Nero. You are supposed to be the best. Catch the bastard for me. I’ll pay whatever.β
βIβm working for Katie Scarlett right now.β
His face worked for a moment.
βI suppose you are. So now what?β
βThat depends on you. Can you get out of here unseen?β
βI can.β
βOnce you are out, where can you get to?β
βMy private apartment, upstairs. You will need a key card to get in,β
βDoesn’t Katie Scarlett have one?β
βNo. She has her own apartment and I don’t have a key to that.β
I thought he probably did have a key, but deemed it prudent not to voice that thought. He handed me a card and turned to go back through the panel.
βOne hour,β I said to his retreating back, and he nodded.
Once the panel had shut gently behind him I opened the office door. I gave Katie Scarlett just the merest suspicion of a wink before coming out and carefully closing up behind me. I looked at the two big droids.
βNobody goes in there without my say-so. That’s nobody.β
They looked to Katie for approval and she nodded.
The bigger of the two spoke.
βThat means not even Miss OβHalleran?β
She nodded again.
βSam will have his reasons.β
βI do have. For now you need to speak to all the staff Katie Scarlett, assure them that everything is being taken care of.β
βI can do that. And you will be?β
I waved my fingers and she swallowed.
βHacking, huh?β
βI prefer to call it exploration.β
She managed a wan little smile, and turned away with a deliberate swing of her hips.
βAnd Katie,β I spoke to her retreating back and she turned to look over her shoulder. βDon’t speak to any family members.β
She showed me her even, white teeth in a taut grin
βI won’t.β
I waved Myk and Zig after her, then went back into the blood-spattered office. Twenty minutes got me everything I needed to know and I went in search of Katie. I found her sitting at the bar moodily sipping what looked to be a very large martini. I must have raised an eyebrow because she pushed it towards me.
βVirgin, Sam. You can taste it if you don’t believe me.β She didn’t sound too fond of me so I favoured her with my best overgrown schoolboy grin.
βNone of my nevermind, Katie Scarlett,β I said pacifically.
βIt could be your nevermind if you wanted,β her voice turned into honey being poured over warm rocks and she licked her full lower lip with an adorably pointed pink tongue.
I leaned over and swatted that portion of her excellent backside which wasn’t resting on the barstool.
βBehave, Katie Scarlett. There’s a game on.β
For a second she pouted, but underneath the flouncing and posturing sheβs daddyβs daughter through and through, so she sat upright and regarded me flatly.
βThere is? Then it’s about time I was told whoβs playing.β
βI guess it is about time I filled you in. But not here. And not quite yet.β
Her diamond-bright gaze raked my face as sharply as a set of painted fingernails. Whatever she saw in that face must have satisfied her because she nodded briefly.
βWhen?β
βIn twenty minutes or so, if everything pulls together.β
She crossed a pair of silk clad legs and crooked a finger at the bar droid.
βIβll have a proper martini, and Mister Nero will have a bourbon on the rocks.β
The droid almost bowed before scuttling off.
βWhat’s with the barkeep?β
βOh. They all think Daddy is gone. And that makes me the boss. And they aren’t sure they like the idea.β
I grinned. βAnd why would that be?β
βBecause I have an eye for detail, and I don’t have patience with anyone or anything that doesn’t do its job.β
βI just bet you don’t.β
The bar droid came back with the drinks and she flashed it a dazzling smile.
Katie Scarlett took a sip and inhaled the icy vapour.
βSam,β she said and her voice was kinda soft and appealing, βam I ugly?β
I looked at her assessingly allowing my eyes to caress her creamy skin, and I was rewarded by a rosy blush that spread up her long throat and mantled her cheeks.
βNo,β I said, βand you know you aren’t. But that’s not the question is it?β
She met my eyes bravely. βIt isn’t. You know what the question is.β
βI do. But I promised your daddy that I wouldn’t explain.β
We finished our drinks in silence, and I looked at my watch. I was just beginning to think I would have to ask for a few more moments when the cellphone in my pocket bleeped. I pulled it out and the readout was what I was waiting for. I stood up and offered Katie Scarlett my arm.
She looked puzzled for a second then put one red nailed hand on my sleeve. I signalled Myk and Zig to follow us and we made our way to the private elevator.
βWhere to?β I could feel the waves of puzzlement coming from her rigid figure.
βYour daddyβs apartment.β
βOkay, but we won’t be able to get in.β
I lifted one eyebrow and Katie gave a small moue of defeat. She put one slim hand to a palm plate.
βDaddyβs apartment.β
The elevator moved with a silky smoothness that spoke volumes of money and maintenance. The doors hissed open and the four of us stepped out into a white painted foyer with a thickly carpeted floor. Opposite us was a set of double doors, painted to look like wood, but if I’d have been a betting man I’d have put the farm on them being plasteel.
I took the card out of my pocket and applied it to the almost invisible plate beside the doors. Katie Scarlett opened her mouth, but I forestalled her with a finger across those delicious red lips. It almost went without saying that the door which slid open wasn’t even in the same wall as the imposing looking βentranceβ. I chuckled inwardly as I shepherded Katie and the twins inside, the door closed behind us and we found ourselves in another elevator. It was a quick trip, I guessed one floor only.
This time the door opened into a big room, with floor-to-ceiling windows and a view over the rooftops of Level 39 to where trees and grass grew in the only municipal park in this level.
βThat you, Nero?β a voice called from what I guess was the kitchen.
Katie Scarlett swayed like a leaf in the wind and I braced her with my hands around her slender waist.
βYes it’s me. And I have your daughter with me.β
OβHalleran barrelled out of a door to our left and grasped Katie Scarlett in his brawny arms. I signed to Myk and Zig and the three of us went to enjoy the view. The low-voiced conversation behind us went on for some time, and it seemed to me that Mister Aitch was having some small difficulty pacifying his little girl.
I heard the staccato snap of high heels crossing the floor and Katieβs hand sneaked into mine.
βIf I asked nicely, would you lend me a shooter, Sam?β
βWhat happened to your little stingy gun, babe?β
βHad to lose it when I shot some kid through the leg.β
I laughed. βTaking liberties was he?β
She nodded. βNow. About that shooter.β
βNo. I’m not lending you heat so you can shoot your daddy. No matter how pissed off you are.β
Her laughter was lazy, and throaty, and warm.
βI wasn’t really going to shoot him. Just wanted to scare the cold bastard as much as he scared me.β
βFair enough. But the answer is still no.β
βSpoilsport.β
She left hold of my hand and I heard her walking back to daddy, only this time her footfalls didn’t sound so all-fired mad.
Myk put a big hand on my shoulder and I turned to see a smile in his eyes. He signed βgood work,β and we fist-bumped.
We carried on looking at the trees as they speared their way into the βskyβ until the voices behind us finally wound down. I turned to see Katie Scarlett with her arms around her father and her face buried in his shoulder.
βNot crying, I hope. Youβll mess your face up good if you are.β
βNope. Not cryinβ just settlinβ.β
OβHalleran motioned to a big table that looked as if it might have been made of real tree wood, and we all took seats. There was a bottle in the middle of the table, and a tray of crystal glasses the like of which I didn’t think I had ever seen before. Katie Scarlett poured ten-year-old bourbon with a lavish hand.
βAnd now,β she fixed me with a steely gaze, βI think Mister Nero has some explaining to do.β
Zig signed something to her, but the moves were so quick and so subtle that I didn’t catch any of it. Whatever it was brought red flags of embarrassment to her cheeks, and she cast down her eyes.
βSorry Sam. Uncalled for.β
I handed around my best good old boy grin.
βNo worries, babe. And I do have some explaining.β
I touched my wrist unit and Sugar appeared in the vacant chair at the foot of the table. OβHalleran licked his lips, and that riled me.
βA little respect, now, or we walk.β
He glared at me for a long moment, and opened his mouth to say who knew what, but Katie Scarlett forestalled him.
βManners Daddy. Sugar may only be a hologram, but she is still entitled to be treated respectfully.β
The big man subsided and I nodded to Sugar.
βWe are here,β she spoke briskly and not at all in her usual breathy little girl voice, βto talk about why anybody might find it worth their while to poison Mister OβHalleranβs mind against Sam and Katie Scarlett. I have some information that might clear things up a bit.β
As soon as she stopped speaking a short movie played itself out on the white wall opposite her chair. It was night and two figures walked along an unfamiliar street. The woman was wrapped around the man like a morning glory vine, and they stopped under a convenient street lamp for a bit of canoodling. The manβs hands were all over the woman, and as she lifted her face to be kissed Katie Scarlett’s features were revealed. Then the man turned his head.
For an instant Katie Scarlett stared, then she sprung up from her seat like a vengeful goddess.
Sheβs fast, but I’m faster and I was on my feet in time to catch the clawing hands and hold her away from me as she kicked and screamed. It took her a goodish while to recognise that she was getting nowhere, and soon as she started running down I transferred both of her wrists to one hand and used the other to lift her chin.
I made my voice hard.
βKatie Scarlett, you need to stop acting like a baby and just listen to me. You’re all over snot and youβre making an exhibition of yourself. Capiche?β
For a long moment her reaction hung in the balance, then I felt the tension leave her body. I handed her my handkerchief and she blew her nose firmly. She made to hand the crumpled square of linen back, with the ghost of her three cornered smile hovering above her lips.
βYou keep it babe.β
βThank you most to death, Sam. But who? That’s not me? Isn’t you either is it?β
βNo. It isn’t either one of us.β
βWill somebody please explain,β Mister Aitch sounded both bemused and dangerous.
βIt’s simple, if you think instead of reacting,β Sugarβs icy tones acted like a douche of cold water. βSomebody, somewhere spent a lot of money setting Sam and Katie up. You wanna know who?β
βOh. I want to know all right.β The big man looked at his daughter. βYou gonna forgive me?β
She gave him the cold eye for a moment, then smiled a sad smile. βI guess I gotta. I almost believed it was me myself.β
Sugar watched them tolerantly for a while before bringing the meeting back to order.
βAt first Sam and I thought the security camera footage was completely faked, but we were wrong. That camera saw what we saw. So how was it done?β
The picture on the wall grew bigger as it zoomed in and focussed on the manβs hands. At first it blurred and shook, before steadying and sharpening.
Katie caught on before her father.
βWhy, itβs a droid.β
Mister Aitch stared at the wall.
βSo it is. And a pretty darned expensive one.β
Katie shrugged. βIt’s good, but they can never get the fingernails quite right.β
I found myself looking at my own hands, then I dragged my gaze away to find Sugar smiling at me. I smiled back and dropped her the ghost of a wink.
Mister Aitch leaned his elbows on the table.
βWhat else you got to tell me?β
I took over.
βWhat about who made the droid and who paid him to make it?β
βNow you are talking.β
I signed to Myk, who left the room walking quietly.
Katie quirked an eyebrow at me, and I showed her my blandest face.
The silence around the big table hadn’t quite gone on long enough to be uncomfortable when Myk returned with a bundle wrapped in a sheet slung over one shoulder. The bundle was wriggling. He set it down and the sheet fell away to disclose a thin man, who was trussed up like a joint of beef and had his mouth taped shut. I walked over to him and untaped his mouth. I wasn’t too gentle about it.
βIf it isn’t my old buddy Cletus, android tinkerer to the scum of the earth.β
He sneered at me, so I slapped him. Once. It was no more than an open-handed slap, but it rocked his head on its thin neck.
βManners,β I admonished.
His eyes slid around the room and finding neither support nor sympathy he attempted a shrug.
βWhy am I here.β
Before I had the chance to answer, Katie was at my side, moving like a sleek, dangerous cat. She ran one pointed fingernail down his cheek.
βOh. I think you know why you are here,β she purred.
The skinny guy lost every vestige of bravado and his face paled. He swallowed noisily and I could see the adamβs apple bobbing up and down his scrawny throat.
βYou have,β I said quietly, βabout ten seconds to start talking before I let my little friend here do her worst.β
He opened and shut his mouth a couple times.
βNine, eight, sevenβ¦.β
He slid from Mykβs grasp in a boneless heap. Katie Scarlett sorta poked him with her toe.
βFainted, whoβd a thought itβ¦β she turned on her heel and headed back to the group at the table, where Sugar offered a congratulatory upturned thumb.
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